stolen from afterxbirth

1. Pick up your cell phone.
2. Browse through your inbox.
3. Count to 10, stop, read the first sentence of the SMS and write it down.
4. Repeat this on every question. (No cheating!)


Translated, ofc.

1. What would you say if your partner cheated on you?
I just saw the world's biggest frog in the middle of the road!

2. What would you like to tell to your best friend?
I hate taking the bus.

3. What would you say if you won one million dollars?
Good thing they're out in good time. :)

4. What would you like to tell God?
Like, sweaty and discusting.

5. What do you want to hear most of all?
Okay. :P

6. Your favorite pick-up line?
Well, be like that, then.

7. What would you say if someone robbed you?
I'll let you know when I'm on my way, I'm still lounging around.

8. What would you tell the one you love?
In that case I'm turning my phone off right now.